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Eject the Warp Core

To have a really productive poo. So productive that you feel a large part of you, like a power source, has gone.
8Picard: "Where have you been Mr la Forge?"
la Forge: "Sorry I'm late Captain, I detected a radiation leak so I had to eject the Warp Core!"
Picard: "You did what?"
Riker: "I think he's implying he visited the head Captain!"
by Carbinator July 8, 2015
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mongolian time warp

The Mongolian Time Warp is when you are having anal sex in the doggy style position, you pull out and insert your balls into your partner's gaping asshole, grab them by the hips and flip them so that they are on their back.
by LHMC January 31, 2008
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blunt warp

When the time flies after smoking a blunt.
Dude, we just wasted five hours! What a blunt warp!
by Jakalgeist October 21, 2007
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the warp zone

When one is deprived of sleep for at least a week and slips into a hallucinatory state. The mind is unable to determine what is real and what is just a mind splitting fuck fest of demons and rape-vampires.
The boys and I went into the warp zone
by Greybeardtaco May 15, 2019
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Time Warp Fish

A totally amazing fish that can alter time and is mostly found on the front page of math text books for some odd reasons.
"Hey man what's with the fish? Why is it on my text book?"
TIME WARP FISH!
by Zebra Zagels July 22, 2009
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skunk warp

being so stoned that the time-space continuum appears to be altered. i.e. car headlights leave a trail of light as if going at warp speed, you feel like you're travelling much faster than you actually are.
Blue - 'Are we going really fast?! It feels like we're going really fast!!!'

Red - 'Nah, we're only going 10mph, speed up a bit... How fast does it feel?'

Blue - 'About 40mph! Whoa, I just got caught in a skunk warp!'
by dizzyopz January 10, 2010
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contract warp

deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'

usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)

when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!

contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!

layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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