War on Drugs

One of biggest conspiracies of our time, in which the United States government declared a "war" against drugs in order to divert the public's attention from the real issues like violence, poverty, racism, and the inadequate structure under which our country is run.

"Instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me."- Tupac

by sim sim salabim February 28, 2006

kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.

Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.

by joecrow January 18, 2009

Shagon wagon

a car usually station wagon or van which van be used to comfortably have sex in.

did you see Mike's new Corvette?
yeah i saw it, but it doesn't beat the shagon wagon!

by RototheD May 25, 2008

Gooch wagon

A gooch wagon is when you are riding scissors gooch to gooch on the new frontier in a covered wagon.

Preston was riding gooch wagon all the way to the game.

by The stavster April 16, 2011

stench wagon

the car or vehicle of a proper gyp, smells of unwashed and unclean people, smoke, heroin/crack/weed, cheese, cabbage, vomit, kfc, beef worm, wet dog, old cream, soggy pants, burnt hair, grilled dogs doings, crab and an unusual damp pong similar to mushrooms.

you go to buy a second hand car from a council estate in nottingham, when you climb in to take it for a test drive you get hit by the smell of absolute poverty or is it dysentery? you cant decide but either way you deduce that this car is a stench wagon and should be scrapped or given to the local joy ridding 10 year olds to hopefully role into a ditch.

by hythe home of chav June 3, 2011

Slammin' Wagon

A vehicle of station wagon type typically used to perform intercourse within. To be classified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough space for a variety of sexual positions, have dodgy suspension so the sexual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. Slammin' wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for sex, with the earliest 'Slammin' Wagoners' dating back to 1982 in their Subey's, the most versatile vehicle ever built.

Stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: "I've had it with this party, I'm tired. Do you have a bed for me?"
Player who know's how it's done: "Nope, but I do own a slammin' wagon."
Girl: "OMG, I want you inside me."

by kingoftheslammers July 13, 2012

Last warning

A bit similar to last straw and last nerve. Used when someone is really annoying you and you're about to get mad.

Do right all wrong true fox dog run. Stop saying random words Jake! Alright? Last warning!

by Jmb1996 July 7, 2014