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1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.
1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.
Wanker by o0CrystalBlue0o July 16, 2005
pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves
sting is such a wanker !!
wanker by TS July 7, 2003
In Old English, "wan" means pale and sickly, and a "cur" is a mongrel, and also a term for a contemptible person. Hence, a "wan cur" is a sick, contemptible person.

Later misspelled as "wanker".
wanker by Andy May 28, 2004
a wanker if someone who has a "wank"

which means to masterbate.... and the hand sign for this is a "knuckle shuffling motion"
Wanker by dtest March 2, 2003
Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.
- She stole my boyfriend.

-What a fucking wanker.
Wanker by -Esca- November 21, 2007
A Football Referee - globally used as a very catchy chant when a wrong decision is made.
"The referee's a Wanker"
wanker by Ag2k5 December 28, 2005