floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer

derived from Potter Puppet Pals, this is one of the grave "wizard swears"...it joins the large category of insults which question a guy's manhood

I'd never go out with that floppy-wanded dementor-boggerer!

by bookworm3x4 August 24, 2009

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dialling wand

Essential accessory for fat-fingered people, enabling them to operate the numeric keypad of a phone.

Recorded voice: "Sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone." *BEEP*

by aaaaaaandy December 4, 2003

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wandile • Wandi • wandisile • wandia • Wandick • wandida • Wandie • Wandifferous • wandified • Wandii

1. (verb) The application of cool, or otherwise sexy-scandalous. Usually pertains to the ability to captivate and inspire a number of people with ease. 2. (noun) or to be the sufferer of a rare autosomal recessive disorder that causes the affected person to ooze charisma unintentionally.

1. Man walks onto set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and says, "Where is the parking lot?" Promptly, Angelina Jolie who was in the middle of the romp scene with Brad stops what she is doing and jumps the man, tearing his clothes off. Man pretends to be surprised, but actually he isn't because he is pulling a wajdi.

After the fact:

Hazim (man): "Yo, you won't believe what I did on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith last year."
Acap (Hazim's roommate): "What?"
Hazim: "I wajdied Angelina Jolie in the middle of the romp scene."
Acap: "No way.. damn genes."

2. Man in example one happens to suffer from Wajdi.

by Ayub May 7, 2008

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wand rape

Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.

My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.

by Lior Bar-On January 17, 2004

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