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wandering tongue

when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"
so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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wanderin'

The effect of smoking marijuana; derived from the language Jag
" I was wanderin' all afternoon after I got out of class."
by Jake January 6, 2005
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Wandering Eye

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!
That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.
by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010
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wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
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Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!
by VeryCold April 2, 2010
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The Wandering Polar Bear

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.
She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."
by Polar Bear Hunter July 10, 2010
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wenderline

Wenderline is strong and independent, she's a bitch and she will ruin anyone who gets in her way, she's mean, people may not like her but she's got to do what she's got to do, also did I mention she a BAD bitch :P
"UGH! STOP BEING A FUCKING WENDERLINE, I DON'T LIKE U LIKE THAT BABY" angerly said his wife
by That_bitch._. wendy December 19, 2016
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