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Student Wankers

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.
See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.
by Vambo September 20, 2006
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Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.
Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.
by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010
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wankers tash

The bit of hair that goes from your balls (testicles) up to and around your belly button, like a snails trail of hair
"did you see daves belly, it looks like his wankers tash goes from his balls to his chin!"
by Littlebilly May 7, 2007
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Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.
"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".
by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012
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walkers

A name given to fans of norwegian untalented and overrated artist alan walker. Alan Walker calls his fans "Walkers". In 2015, alan walker released a song named "Faded" , which is a recycled version of "Fade". Faded became a hit in short time and alan walker gained tons of new fans. Then, the walkers were formed.

According to walkers, alan walker is the best dj in the world. That's because most of them have never listened and experienced real electronic music which is better than alan walker's generic pop trash. Walkers are perfect example of hypocrisy. Walkers are desperate to suck alan walker's cock because alan walker became very famous. Actually, most of his fans are just normies and sheeps who only listen to mainstream trash, and consider famous songs are only the best. They don't even know difference between Fade and Faded.
Dumbass: "Walkers join!! alan walker is the best dj like if you agree"
by Tarkov Escaper October 19, 2018
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weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.
Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008
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Peter Wacker

My Peter Wacker Gets Stuck In My Zipper
by Porquenugget December 29, 2017
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