Woof!

Word used by countless ignorant peckerwoods to refer to a wolf.

Hot damn, Lem, they's a Woof down there in the holler.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

woof woof julio

When things aren’t the way they should be. Not normal.

The attic has plywood and lighting, take a look. The basement is not normal, take a look. Woof woof Julio

by aabust07 December 28, 2020

Woof Woof Meow

Woof Woof Meow is a slang term used by simp slayers in order to mimic the sounds of a simpess with the goal of luring as many simps as possible out.

Ashwin having found the simp's den in the Brazilian rain forest prepared to lure it out.

"Woof Woof Meow :O :U"

The simp pounced out of its den quickly, expecting to mate. However it was cut down by the experienced simp slayer's bankai.

by Simphunter43 March 28, 2020

woof tits

Tits that are of a high enough quality that they make you wanna say woof

Bob: *Sees perfect pair of C cups* "WOOF! Those were some woof tits!"

by jeffvader January 2, 2012

woof the fuck off

Telling a bitch to fuck off or back off.

Tracy: Carol acts like she’s interested in Henry’s pet to get into his pants

Nicole: Again?! that bitch can woof the fuck off

by joe mama penis November 28, 2019

Woof Pussy

a loose pussy

that bitches pussy claps when she walks.

by me October 19, 2003

woof woof

Woof woof is very similar to grrr as in it means whoever is on the receiving end of it is looking mighty fine. You are also very likely to get laid a lot if people say woof woof to you. It's probably best used towards men however as you dont want the woman to think you mean she is dog which is completely different

You see Johnny Lee Miller, that fit guy out of Shameless or Freddie Ljungberg looking particularly shaggable simply say without the addition of any other words......
Woof woof!
......a deep dirty laugh to follow can add to the impact

by Sue Sutherland January 18, 2005