poo stank wet willie

when you put ya finger in ya booty, spit on it to make it moist and stick it in someones ear.

This nigga was talkin shit so when he fell asleep i gave him a poo stank wet willie.

by Chunky2425 January 06, 2009

one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

by cubbi54 August 24, 2015

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy

Reverse Reverse Wet Willy, is when you put your finger in someone's ear and put it in your mouth.

- I did Reverse Reverse wet willy with my friend yesterday!
- Eww, That's gross!

by TheReverseStranger January 22, 2018

National Wet Willy Day

On May 4th it’s National Wet Willy Day. It’s a day for all men to finally get their dick wet or dip it in again.

“Hey Eugene you ready for National Wet Willy Day?”

by Kacklemore April 12, 2019

Wright Three Wet Willy

The act of sitting next to a person, and quickly whipping out that butt and pooping in the adjacent persons ear. With the poop that sticks in the ear canal, take that finger of yours and ear fuck them till it goes in further. Be sure to lick off germs from finger afterwards. bam.

"dude speak up, I cant hear out of my left ear!"
"why what happened?"
"I got Wright three wet willyed last night."

*dudes high five*

by W34evr January 20, 2016

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 28, 2010

reverse wet willy once removed

Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.

By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.

by CdubsNatureBoy March 27, 2009