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who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007
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who's joe

when someone say who's joe you have to respond "JOE MAMA"
the phrase joe in "JOE MAMA' acts as the word yo or your
Nigga: yo dude joe died from ligma
Retard: bruh who's joe
Nigga: JOE MAMA
Retard: *dies
by beaning gamer 71 September 10, 2019
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Who's the Affleck now?

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.
Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"
by microsleeper October 13, 2011
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who was in paris

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who mans is this

To call out and pull the plug on someone who is killing the moment or situation, or is making a situation very awkward.
Also to shut down the C in an A and B conversation.
Actual example (video found on IG: @comedy_camp):

*Scrolling through your Facebook a coming across a video of a guy sensually making out with a piece of fruit*

Me: "Who mans is this? Get him the fuck outta here!"
by jontaylors#1fan! April 15, 2015
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Who is Imani?

Who is imani? Imani is a charismatic, beautiful person. Imani has an aura that is like a magnet, when she talks, others instantly connects with her. So once again, Who is imani? Imani puts on a tough act but in reality she is very sensitive, she doesnt tell how she feels unless she feels connected with YOU. Imani seems quiet but is actually a ball of energy. Since she seems 'quiet', she knows everything, from everyone. She knows everyone secrets and everyone is cool with her. Again. Who is Imani? Imani doesnt have many enemy's, and if she does its because he or she views Imani as a threat, Imani is only a threat to you, if you are a threat to her. When I think of a black woman I think of Imani, A Responsible, Intelligent, Kind, Loving, Charismatic, Caring, Goofy, Protective beauty.

-J
"I dont know much about Imani"
"Who is Imani?" Imani is a charismatic person.
by jay.2k29 April 23, 2022
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What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022
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