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Classic white girl

A stupid white girl who absolutely adores Starbucks, wears uggs even in summertime, can not get enough of nash grier's blue eyes even though he's a dick. She is also consumed with her looks and usually will put people down or purposely annoy the shit out of them. The perfect image of a classic white girl is a Caucasian female wearing a pink crop top that says some stupid phrase like "you got a bae or nah" with a white tank top underneath, black lulu lemon yoga pants, a Starbucks in one hand, phone in the other and grey wool ugg boots and short mixed blonde hair. She also is failing math because she "can't even"
White girl: omg you have to try this new Starbucks drink it's literally so delish, totally worth fifteen dollars. Oh my god I can't even!
Me: shut the fuck up you worthless classic white girl, there's other places to get a goddamned iced coffee!
by aHuman June 12, 2014
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white girl

slang name for cocaine more often used in school so teachers aren't so sure what you're talking about.
yo you got any white girl, i heard she's hard to get right now.
by ehh. January 29, 2006
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white girl

Do you wear black leggings every day?

Do you shop at PINK by Victoria's Secret and and own PINK merchandise (bras, panties, yoga pants, sweatshirts, t-shirts)?

When painting your nails, do you paint the nail on your ring finger a different color?

Do you own anything that resembles an infinity sign (clothing, jewelry)?

Are you always checking your Instagram to see how many likes your selfie got?

Do you own a pair of Uggs or imitation Uggs?

Do you hang out at Starbucks with your "squad" sipping vanilla bean frappuchinos?

Are all your jeans from American Eagle or Hollister?

Are your white Keds a go-to accessory?

Have you ever used the word bae non-ironically?

Do you own an iPhone?

Don't you just LOVE emojis?

Do you act ditsy and sheepish in front of guys on purpose?

Have you ever used the phrase "I can't even"?

If your answer was "yes" for more than 3 of these questions, then BITCH YOU WHITE AS FUCKKK
She's such a white girl, even though she thinks she's cool or different somehow.
by HonestBitch January 15, 2015
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Basic White Girl

A girl who religiosly only eats at Chipotle and drinks Starbucks coffee. If she dosn't get her starbucks in the morning don't mess with her.
Alex: Hey you hanging with your girl today?

Trent: No way man the Starbucks near my house moved locations. I can't see her today I'm too young to die.

Alex: Wow sounds serious, good job being cautious bro. Got to watch out for those basic white girls.
by Snoopystheshit March 19, 2015
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white girl tears

When a white girl (or boy) cries in difficult situations to get themselves out of it and for everybody to comfort them.

Largely seen when the topic of racism is brought up and the white girl refuse to admit that what she did was wrong so she cries in hoping that people will feel sorry for her instead of comforting whoever she offended.

This works most of the time since people are made to feel empathic towards white women who cry, and will tell off whoever hurt her feelings for being such a meanie.
English teacher: Stacy, get out of this classroom for cursing.

Stacy: Thats not fair!! *starts to cry white girl tears*
Rest of the class: Wow the English teacher is such a bitch!

White girl: *parades around in Native American warbonnet and puts on war paint* I always wanted to be Indian!!! :D

Native American: We're called Native American. And you're being racist because not all of use wear warbonnets and they are consider to be sacred to those who do.

White girl: Omg, but I cant be racist cause I dont hate you Indians and Im doing this to honor your people!! *cries white girl tears*
Native: Its still racist no matter what your intentions ar-
Wave of people: Omg how can you be so mean?!? She wasnt doing it to mock you people god, you are such a racist for calling her racist!!! Its people like you who keeps racism alive!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!
by whatwhatinthebutt April 5, 2012
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Rich White Girl Syndrome

This only affects upper-class Caucasian females. Girls afflicted with said syndrome are constantly trying to escape the fact that they are rich white girls. To seem more down to earth they try too hard to be artsy and/or outdoorsy. Despite the fact that their parents have paid their way through life, they still attempt to appear independent and free spirited. Commonly, a female affected by RWGS will force themselves into friendships with minorities or gays, as they think that this will make them out to have substance when they are actually shallower than a puddle in Arizona. Often times, the rich white girl will make her way into an art school, usually to major in fashion/design, however the acceptance into said art school is not due to her underwhelming artistic talent, but rather the span of her parents' wallet. They are commonly dressed with a style like that of a hipster. Though one may claim that she bought that sweater at Saver's, don't be fooled; she bought it for $50 at Urban Outfitters. These girls like to act as if they can party, but if they drink anything harder than a beer or do hard drugs then they'll be vomiting or passed out within the hour. Conversations with rich white girls will often revolve around them. Although they love to talk about life's hardships, the hardest part of their day is deciding which size coffee to get at Starbucks. Girls affected with RWGS are usually vegetarians and/or smokers. They are commonly referred to as yuppies.
Stanley: Who the fuck is that drunk bitch who decided to come on a camping trip whilst wearing a two-hundred dollar pair of shoes and a frilly lacy ass dress??

Marcus: Oh, that's Brittany. Don't mind her, she's just got Rich White Girl Syndrome. Not much of a conversationalist, but still hot as fuck. If she takes another sip out of that dumb ass floral flask in her leather satchel, I'm getting my dick wet tonight

Stanley: Whatever man, but she spilled beer in the tent. Mop it up so you don't get her, for whatever reason, perfectly done up hair any stickier. Who the FUCK does their hair to go camping, dude for real. I hate yuppies.
by Jacquefeline March 5, 2013
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White Girl Drunk

To be so drunk you are laying on the floor SAYING you're ok when you really are about to puke. BUT this does not stop you from chugging your last drink and passing out where you lay. Normally the one who yells the most early on, then 3 drinks later is dunskies.
Man I am totally getting white girl drunk tonight.

*Points to person on floor* You are so White girl drunk.
by Colin Edward Scheidt July 26, 2010
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