wasier

(Adjective) a contraction portmanteau word, born of leaving out letters while typing too quickly meaning "Way Easier"

"If he had just used a ladder to get on the roof it would have been wasier"

by Zepher August 4, 2007

stall waster

1. a male that uses a stall to pee, even if a urenal is open
2. a self-concious male that hides from people in restrooms
3. a male that will actually use a handicapped stall, when other stalls are open

Steve, there's a urenal right here; don't be a stall waster dude.

The stall waster heard steps, and ran to the closes stall to hide.

The man in the wheel chair crapped in his pants because a stall waster wouldn't come out.

by Bee Rye Anne March 16, 2009

split washer

douche bag. also see monkey wrench

honey can you bring me my split washer

by bdub097 December 5, 2017

window washer

Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.

Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".

First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.

She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.

by Hiccup September 7, 2008

weenie washer

an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.

by jirichiro August 6, 2003

knuckle washer

when a woman ejaculats on your had via the fingers

That bich was a real knuckle washer

by jacob w November 25, 2007

Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.

Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.

by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008