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wash ya ass ho

An exclamation, usually made during oral sex in which the giving party expresses his or her displeasure at the cleanliness of a woman's vagina.
Damn, bitch, yo' pussy be stankin! You need to run home and wash ya ass ho!
by jnauck September 10, 2006
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WASH WOMAN

a dried up old hag that loves to gossip
guest_1297 is a wash woman
by mrs wiggles October 6, 2006
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wash the cat

What a woman does to her private area, hopefully every few days.
To scrub the female genitalia.
Sally: "Hey Roxanne. Are you going on another date with Ricky?"
Roxanne: "I wish. I think he may be gay. He didn't want to give me oral sex. He seemed to be turned off by my pussy."
Sally: "No, not Ricky. I bet it's time for you to wash the cat."
Roxanne: "But I bathe every week like clockwork."
by morningwould October 28, 2013
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wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
by James Cox March 10, 2007
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Wash Bottles

Wash Bottles; a very funny and quite colloquial phrase emanating from the real B-Town; Brampton, Ontario CANADA!

Cardinal Leger Secondary School will live on forever!

Wash Bottles (or washing bottles, bottle washer, etc) is simply a term used, either jokingly, seriously or somewhere in between, to describe the act of fellatio. Do note, however, that this phrase must be used with a STRONG Portuguese accent, as was common in the development of this catch-phrase. The phrase is often used to describe a negative situation, or towards someone in a negative way, similar to telling someone to fuck-off.

The words can be interchanged depending on the use and tense of the incident in which the phrase is being used - see below examples
"why don't you go wash bottles down by the creek!"

"Hey buddy, go wash bottles!"

"Your mom is a bottle washer!"

"you washed bottles for a living"

and so on - take it and go!
by philEblunt February 21, 2009
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wash the cat

An excuse to blow off a date or appointment.
Oh shit man. I'm sorry I cant make your party. I've got to wash the cat.
by EastCoastBronco October 25, 2013
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wash your hair

-do you want to wash your hair tonight?
+yeah but i don't have any shampoo!!
-don't worry cuh, I GOTCHU!
by k-deezie March 14, 2008
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