dumb wad

1. a giant wad of dumb
2. not a very good comeback, or put-down.

1. You sir are a dumb wad.
2. Little John, "You are so ignorant."
Little Mary, "Oh yeah? Well you're a..... umm... DUMB WAD!!"

by brightblondegir October 30, 2010

wad squad

A high performing team of quota-killers

Need to generate massive pipeline? Call the wad squad!

by 9quotacrushers April 18, 2018

Fuck-Wad

1.Used to define someone who is acting immature or irritating.
2.Crude/slang term for someones ejaculated sperm.

1."That guys a major fuck-wad."
2."I'd like to shoot my fuck-wad all over your face."

by Paul Darlinq September 3, 2005

hork wad

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person

After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.

by budgieramone January 13, 2004

bum wad

(n) Toilet paper or toilet tissue.

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

wad of cunt

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it

You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!

by raidersslurpee April 6, 2009

Douche Wad

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

by Novella V January 12, 2008