dumb wad

1. a giant wad of dumb
2. not a very good comeback, or put-down.
1. You sir are a dumb wad.
2. Little John, "You are so ignorant."
Little Mary, "Oh yeah? Well you're a..... umm... DUMB WAD!!"
by brightblondegir October 30, 2010
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wad squad

A high performing team of quota-killers
Need to generate massive pipeline? Call the wad squad!
by 9quotacrushers July 15, 2017
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Fuck-Wad

1.Used to define someone who is acting immature or irritating.
2.Crude/slang term for someones ejaculated sperm.
1."That guys a major fuck-wad."
2."I'd like to shoot my fuck-wad all over your face."
by Paul Darlinq August 10, 2005
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hork wad

That goop thats regurgitated during a belch after a large meal.

Also an insult for a particularly annoying person
After dinner I belched up a hork wad that set my sinuses on fire.


Look you hork wad, you're starting to get me really honked off.
by budgieramone January 14, 2004
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bum wad

The worst thing is to get stuck on the toilet with no bum wad.
by Heptune May 11, 2005
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wad of cunt

someone who sucks so bad at life that they're worthless and deserve to be called out for it
You are such a wad of cunt, i can't believe your mom didn't give you back!
by raidersslurpee April 06, 2009
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Douche Wad

Like a douche bag, but worse.
So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.
by Novella V January 13, 2008
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