volvo'd

when a Volvo causes problems for you when driving whether like when a Volvo pulls in front of you, nearly clipping you. This is described as being Volvo'd.

I was Volvo'd the other day, some old git in a Volvo slammed his breaks in front of me and I nearly rear ended him!!!

by bread infection April 8, 2006

Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers

"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."

by JAckkkkkkkk October 16, 2008

Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010

Volvo 740 Wagon

- A large box-like car
- Often owned by old men
- A turd on wheels

Person 1: "Do you see that old man driving the Volvo 740 wagon?"
Person 2: "Yeah, that thing is such a turd on wheels."

by BertLove August 1, 2011

volvo b9tl

The best and worst bus in the world, depending on its bodywork.

volvo b9tl is good!!!

by FishyFrog May 8, 2023

Volvo 480

The first car made by volvo to not represent a housebrick, but drives and handles like one, originally made for the american market these volvos were deemed 'wank' by the americans so were palmed off to us europeans, left to come to terms with spending lots of money on something that looked good but was really a tank in disguise that never worked

MAN: Whats that thing sat on the hard shoulder???
MAN2: Thats a volvo 480.

by James Lynn December 12, 2008

volvo duett

A very Nice and Old puma that you just want to borrow for a night or so, The best Volvo ever made, Such a chickmagnet

Hot girl: Oh! God he drives a volvo duett im in Love!

by Carlover69 December 12, 2016