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Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!
by Dicks McCockmaster November 5, 2007
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Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010
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volcan0wned

what happens when international flights get grounded due to an ancient Icelandic volcano blowing it's top, causing widespread chaos, panicking consular officials, cancelling of holidays and other general mayhem.
Dude! Europe just got volcan0wned! lolz0rz!11!!zzr
by doesnotcompute April 27, 2010
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volcano penis

This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano
For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis
by Abooooooi November 12, 2017
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Volcano

Earth's dicks.
Volcanoes are just earth's dicks. They erupt after getting turned on for years.
by theCoolNoob October 21, 2021
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Toilet Volcano

When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.
"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."
by Manshoon July 13, 2009
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Voodoo volcanic header

when you make fun of a large pimple on someone and then you get one soon afterwards
by Seles April 23, 2011
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