Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.

Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"

by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012

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Viagragina

Derivative of Words Viagra and Vagina.
Noun- A woman known for pleasing her

lovers ,

Adj-the act of a woman using her vaginal

muscles to alternately squeeze and

release her lover's penis-arousing

Adv-to uses one's Vagina highly energetically
(Usage: She Viagraginaed me so hard, I thought I was going to burst!)

Usage: She went all Viagragina and made me cum 3 times!

by Agent Maxwell Fart March 31, 2014

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viagragain

From an episode of the Simpsons. Supposedly gives you an erection and your hair back.

Warning: may cause loss of hair or penis!

by Myajd jdg September 6, 2005

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Varan

1. Pronounced Vair-in (Noun)A Toho monster that has only been in two movies, not counting stock footage in Godzilla: Final Wars.
Movies-
Varan, the Unbelievable (1958)
Destroy all Monsters (1968, cameo)
2. Pronounced Vuhron. (Verb) The act of saying dully. Coined after the dullness of the American Varan.

1.Varan has never been seen fighting another monster. Some compare Varan to Baragon.
2. "What a cool house." John said Varanly.

by I am not Manda March 14, 2011

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