hr violation

Doing something awesome and risky that would, at a 'normal' company, be considered a H.R. Violation.

"Last Friday's company dinner was insane! A string of H.R. Violations. John ended up dirty dancing with Nancy and then we smoked weed in the parking lot. One hr violation after the other."

by giphyking November 10, 2015

Non-versation

definition 1: A non-versation is when one person talks and talks and talks while the other doesn't listen. Afterward the non-listening person can barely remember what they said, therefore it was a non-versation because it was a conversation that they really can't remember.

definition 2: A non-versation is a conversation so boring one person practically falls asleep therefore the conversation didn't happen.

example1:

non-listener and non listeners friend converse:

non-listeners friend: So how was your sleepover with Jessica?

non-listener:I can hardly remember anything, her dvder stopped working so we started talking but the whole thing was a giant non-versation after that.

example 2:
Boring Talker: And so then the dioframe ate its chikchikaroo and I picked my nose! It was unreal!!!

Bored Person; Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... sorry what was that???

by chikchikaroo January 5, 2011

violation

An unwanted intrusion by a person, object, sound or ideology into ones life that leaves one feeling without value or protection.

"The pornographic images piped into Peter's brain by evil Doctor X. left Peter feeling violated." - Civil rights violation, human rights violation, medical practise code of conduct violation.

by Spike May 3, 2003

Vexation

The act of being flamingly gay to the point you embarrass yourself and others around you. Desperately needing to draw attention to yourself regardless of how annoyingly you become.

His vexation completely ruined the party.

by Angry Redneck March 28, 2004

Violation

When one really sexy woman or more really sexy women take advantage of you sexually and sexually manipulating you making you have sex with them When your all alone somewhere and sometimes it is done so well no one will even believe that you were violated all because of something you did or have done or doing that’s why it’s always best to carry a condom where ever you go these days

What the fuck is a violation??

Your about to find out mother fucker

by Monster mash 006 August 8, 2020

Venmotional

The overwhelming feeling of happiness when someone just surprised you by depositing money in your Venmo account just because they are your friend.

I got so venmotional when Dad sent me $100 ti just go out and have some fun with my friends.

When I was out with my friends, I checked my Venmo account and saw that Dad sent me $100 and said go have some fun with your friends, what I felt could only be described as venmotional.

by FloridaFour January 29, 2023

liquor-vention

A liquor-vention is when people who care about you come together and discuss a very serious issue. Namely the lack of alcohol in your life. This liquor-vention is usually overseen by our good friends Guiness, Jack and if the situation calls for it Mr. Cuervo (please only use this as a last resort as there may be side effects).

When someone is working too hard or too stressed, take them out to the nearest bar because they are in dire need of a liquor-vention.

by y0sh April 5, 2007