Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Valorant

A gay person that repeatedly plays valorant just for fun. Has no friends and has suicide thougths.

Hey gay bro! Wanna play val (valorant)?

by Odegard May 15, 2023

Valorant

gay gooners game

Valorant is so cringe

by Flam_3347 November 2, 2025

valorant

A tactical first-person shooter developed by Riot Games is 2020. Lots of sweats and smurfs, after Fortnite kids realized there was a new game for them to sweat at.

Person 1: Dude, there are so many smurfs in valorant.
Person 2: arent you a smurf?
Person 3: wait, what's your Riot ID?
Person 1: kindasus420#6969
Person 3: SO YOU'RE THE LITTLE SHIT IVE FACED IN 3 MATCHES NOW. CMERE BOI.

*fight starts*

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

VALORANT

the game we all love but at the same time hate but when you want to stop with the game you think by yourself i give to mutch fucking money to this game

kid1: he jim you come valorant
kid2: nah am not sexist racist and zesty

by electric_spectrum February 13, 2023

stolen valor

When you're wearing college perch that's not yours. Like some kind of poser. You are practising stolen valor.

Hey, did you see that gremlin wearing the Harvard sweater with the Yale hat and Princeton shades? Buddy's also wearing a stanford belt. What a moron practising stolen valor.

by anonymous October 9, 2023

Valorant

Hashim

Hashim is an valorant addict

by Hehaboi November 14, 2021