Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022

Valorant Weirdo

A person who is terrible at valorant

Damn that bitch is a valorant weirdo

by DaddyhereGoEat December 22, 2022

Valoranting

The name given to when people are ranting on and on about Valorant, the popular video game created by Riot Games.

Guy 1: "Hey, what are they doing"
Guy 2: "They're Valoranting again"

by CASIN0 September 4, 2023

Game of Valorant

Code language of telling your boys that you are actually masturbating.

Yeah, sorry I didn't reply. I was in the middle in a game of Valorant.

by rikke42069 November 30, 2021

Valorant

Valorant, 5 v 5 games with people that has a 100 second reaction time.

Man this guy has gay reaction timing in this valorant game

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Dirty valorant

The act of acing in valorant then violently cumming all over your sister then proceeding to say 💀x7

I totally did a dirty valorant last night

by Gay nigga bums July 18, 2022