vagitarius

The astrological sign of the vagina.

Hank likes girls. he is a vagitarius.

by Haze March 9, 2005

vagittles

Any candy that is placed into a vagina with the intention of a sexual partner eating it out. The word comes from a combination of the words vagina and skittles. Other like terms include snatchburst and cunt runts.

"Guess what I had for lunch today?"
"Candy?"
"Kinda, I had vagittles."
"Skittles out of your wife?"
"No, Mike & Ikes out of my new neighbor."
"Nice."

by 8ballstud October 17, 2009

Valid

A word that's been permanently watered down to make any and all identity accepted, whether it's a legit identity or it's completely made up.

Person: Wow, you're so valid!
Person 2: Honestly, that word is so watered down I can barely feel its meaning.

by heartbreaksofeden June 16, 2021

Vagitopia

The PERFECT world, drempt of in the minds of all men. It includes only the male dreamer, and millions of hott, horny, willing young women attending to his every whim, and obeying his every command. It translates into the idea of "Heaven", where if you think you've found such a place, you're either dreaming, or dead.

Ralph- "Dude I had the best dream last night, where it was just me, and all these hott girls."

Leon- "Thats called Vagitopia dude, you can see it in you're dreams, but only live it if you're dead."

Ralph- "I could live THERE.....hhhmmm"......BBOOMM!!!!!!!

Leon- "What the fuck, Ralph just shot himself......smart man".......BBOOMM!!!!!

by cuntpunter69 February 22, 2008

Valet

1. One who attends to the needs of a "gentleman". 2. A sophisticated, nicely paid "go-for" (gopher). 3. One who parks vehicles for those who can afford to pay the high price for such a service.

Will you please valet my Bently. Please park it in a highly visible location. The more visible, the more your tip will be.

by J.L. Calloway May 22, 2008

vagitarian

One who sups at the furry cup and does not like the taste of man flesh.

I asked her to eat my meat, but she turned out to be vagitarian.

by Rover May 1, 2003

valid like salad

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by vls August 23, 2012