uranus

it's big, it's soft and tight and very blue when i'm done with it

i loved smashing uranus last night mommy

by kuhewöosnfkjse vzlxc January 17, 2022

Uranus

Got smashed

Uranus is a planet in the universe which is made of gas making it a gas planet

by penissuckeranr April 9, 2022

urànus

a different way to pronounce uranus
usually sounds like yur-uh-nus
usually used by annoying people or people that ruin puns

*a person says the word urànus*
A : Bruh that's not how you pronounce it
B : Both pronunciations are correct
( 'A' later shot and killed them both )

by banflimflam May 9, 2022

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole

The most pleasurable cosmic event in history.

When Uranus Was Sucked Into A Black Hole you experienced great joy.

by Bangarangus75us October 1, 2022

Uranus

A heavily underrated planet who falls victim to a lame joke that 5th graders make

I saw Uranus last night!
SA:LKDHGA"LKFNV :AOIELHTFA:>L?JSW URANUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH UrANUS GET IT A:LVHA"EOIGHDS<N:OWIHFSZ<JWIEpfoihweofhomxenfow48weopiruyt

by SkittleTheBetta November 25, 2022

uranus destroyer

bro like so basically uranus gets destroyed by a uranus destroyer and if you think i am talking about a planet then i am talking about a planet but if you think anything else you are also right!

i will absolutely destroy your anus just call me uranus destroyer like the planet motherfucker dont be weird

by iwishmyuncledidnttouchmybutt69 December 5, 2022