TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
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person telling: I went to this party last nite, it was awsome, the best ever........sighs with a smile.
Person listening: really, what happened?
Person telling: stuters stuck for words on where to start......oh my god...you dont understand.
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Person telling: stuters stuck for words on where to start......oh my god...you dont understand.
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kid with no clue: ..........
kid 2: i dont think he understands
kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?
kid with no clue: ..........
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kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?
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commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
commonly used after making a large blunder - it can be used as a cover story for the error by adding ambiguity to the instructions.
Barber: yes ma'am, I shaved your head - As per my understanding, you wanted a "cool" haircut... that will be 20 bucks.
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After Chad and Shane found out they were both dating Casey, they made up for it by making her the meat in their understandwich.
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