An Uljana (called „Jana“ by her close friends) is a very loyal, smart, friendly and caring person. She‘s a side character, often shy with no confidence. She likes to hide things, especially her feelings because she feels like nobody would understand. Uljana is beautiful but not in an average way. It‘s her soul, the way her eyes light up whenever she speaks about something she loves. A Jana is creative (probably loves art) and intuitive/witchy. She will notice if something is off. Trust her, she will keep your secrets. On the one hand, she‘s the most adorable person but on the other hand she has a lot of insecurities and needs affection. Never lie to her. She deserves it to be truly happy and healed. If Jana could be a crystal, she would be a moonstone/amethyst/labradorite/aventurin. <3
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Uljana mug.A vast majority of the world's population. People who were born to parents who only got married and had kids because it was what everyone else was doing. The parents of planned unwanted children had no clue how to be parents and had no money to properly give their kids opportunities in life but had kids for reasons like "all my friends are having kids" or "I feel kids will bring joy to my life" and "it's what people do, it's life".
As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.
As a planned unwanted child myself i beg of the entire world... don't have planned unwanted children. Get rich first, then have kids. It will help solve a lot of the world's problems.
If you were born poor and had to work your entire life at jobs you can't stand just so you can pay bills and scrape by, chances are you and your siblings were planned unwanted children.
by jimmy james jackaroosky October 11, 2014
Get the planned unwanted children mug.Ku'ulani is a Hawaiian name defined as "my heavens". When she enters your life unexpectedly, don't let go, because she was probably brought in your life for a reason. She is a lovely girl who would attract all the boys by her looks and especially her curves. She is one of the most gorgeous people you could ever see! She can most of the time be "Tom-Boy" like but on the other hand she can be cuddly. Whatever you do if you meet her,don't let go!
Justyn-"Dam did you see Ku'ulani today? She is lookin hot!!
Jessica-" I just love ku'ulani! She is like a sister to me!
Jessica-" I just love ku'ulani! She is like a sister to me!
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Get the ku'ulani mug.NOUN: Irish for the psychological disorder that links musical talent with commitment phobia. Many famous musicians have been known to suffer from this disorder, but it can strike any man who plays a musical instrument or sings. Men suffering from this disorder even reject women who are way out of their league.
by Dishyc February 3, 2010
Get the Ultan mug.When there's an ugly bitch talking to you and you'd just like her to piss off so that you can talk to the more attractive ladies, being the superficial fuck you are. You might try to make up an excuse, but the bitch is more than a little bit aware of how ugly she is and sees through your petty excuses. You end up just running away.
An example of unwanted attention (you're in the bar or some disco looking out for some hot chicks/dudes when someone ugly approaches):
Ugly bitch/dude: "Oh hey want to get a drink?"
You: (Omg look at that ugly bitch holy fuck she's ugly, how the fuck am I going to escape)? "Oh no I'm on quite a heavy period, got to clean up / I've left the cooker running / I've got to take a leak etc.
Ugly bitch/dude: "That's a good excuse! Hey want to get a drink?"
You: *Runs off into the sunset.*
Ugly bitch/dude: "Oh hey want to get a drink?"
You: (Omg look at that ugly bitch holy fuck she's ugly, how the fuck am I going to escape)? "Oh no I'm on quite a heavy period, got to clean up / I've left the cooker running / I've got to take a leak etc.
Ugly bitch/dude: "That's a good excuse! Hey want to get a drink?"
You: *Runs off into the sunset.*
by Alphaalex115 May 27, 2014
Get the unwanted attention mug.Ulana is a stubborn type person. But she is beautiful inside and out. She doesn't always get her way, but when she does, she is the happiest person in the world. I know a Ulana, so, if you know a Ulana... You are blessed by gods of Ulana. Ulana is a very special person, who loves to watch movies and bike riding. Some people find some Ulana's as a mean person, but if you are nice to her, she will treat you even better. She is out going and very hyper genic.
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