Joe: What is the meaning of life and the universe we live in?
John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
John: Ukrainian girls are da best.
Joe: Based.
by Bad C dev July 23, 2022
Get the ukrainian girls are da best mug.A position that starts with the man sitting on the edge of the bed. The woman then sits on the man so that his penis slides into her butthole. He then proceeds to bounce her up and down like he's giving a little kid a "horsey ride." He can suck her tits if he wants. Repeat untill orgasm, interruption, or awkward premature ejaculation.
Adam: Dude, I'm totally gonna give that chick a ukrainian love cradle later on.
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
Dan: Ok, just don't cum too early. That position is so hot it can make you jizz you're pants if you think about it too long.
Adam: DAMN, I just did! Oooooh, there goes my love cradle...
by slimjoe123 December 24, 2009
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It's when someone (guy or girl) gets double-penetrated by two guys with Eastern European names. This probably happens more in porn than in real life, but some of you may have more exciting sexual encounters than I do.
by goonwithspoon July 10, 2010
Get the Ukranian Pig Roast mug.When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.
by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 6, 2010
Get the Ukrainian Landmine mug.Ukrainian Radar Detector (noun): A speeding vehicle which when followed, acts as a radar detector for the vehicle behind it, by being detected at radar traps and pulled over, thus allowing the following vehicle to pass the radar trap.
Etymology:
-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"
-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Etymology:
-The premodifier "Ukrainian" is in place to denote the low-budget, hack-job, ghettoness of using a "Ukrainian radar detector"
-The head of the noun, "radar detector" is used ironically in that the vehicle does not actually detect radar waves, but simply distracts the police for the vehicle behind it.
Driver: "There's a speed trap ahead, we'd better follow another speeder so he can be our Ukrainian radar detector."
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
Ukrainian: "Yes! Ukrainian radar detector is best radar detector!"
by Viktor Yanukovych January 25, 2014
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I heard somewhere that the Ukrainian Government is the world’s biggest money laundering organization.
by FreeDonbass2006 November 25, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Government mug.When a man shaves his head bald, puts a crazy amount of lube on it and shoves his head into the vagina of a woman.
Dan: Hey why did Ted go Bald?
Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.
Dan: What a sick fuck!
Tyler: I heard he wanted to give his girlfriend a Ukrainian bonnet.
Dan: What a sick fuck!
by shaved all over September 11, 2012
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