up your anus

To tell someone to fuck right off

Up your anus mate if you think I'm gonna suck ur mums tit

by mitch00uk April 7, 2015

up the lads

a phrase used when Irish people violently masturbate in Japanese hotel rooms

"Hey what's Niall doing?"
"Idk..but I heard him shouting Up The Lads!"

by dirtysauce January 20, 2013

Up The Jill

To be pregnant

"Your Mum is always up the Jill"

"I can't believe she's up the Jill again"

by ATwad August 2, 2013

Up in this Ma'

Short for "Up in this MotherFucker"

Too be "apart of" or "in this general location, of"

No n00bs Up in this ma'

by The Surrealist June 27, 2006

Up your ass

It is where things belong;)

Someone: Wheres my pen?
You: Up your ass!

by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

Up The Boro

Up the Boro is a term used mostly in the North East of England or Teesside which refers to Middlesbrough Football Team!

Up the Boro also means win, winner, winners, happy and proud

UP THE BORO is defined by

We are off to see Middlesbrough play today UTB!! Or UTFB which means up the fucking boro!

"Shall we stay home and have beans on toast tonight or go and pick a parmo up?, parmo.. mint! UTFB!

by Borolass70 February 5, 2017

Up the Gumpstump

"Up the Gumpstump" is a saying used to describe a large quantity of anything.

Elderly people are more prone to saying "Up the Gumpstump" than other people. Most particularly when they are stressed about something they have a lot of.

Merged words (gump & stump) believed to be originated from the words gum stump. A gum stump is a stump of a gum or Eucalyptus tree.

Used as an exclamation!

Geez Jim, we've got gophers up the gumpstump!

My my Helen, I have fleas up the gumpstump!

Holy toledo! Mutant Ninja Turtles up the gumpstump!

by *echo* July 7, 2010