UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.
Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night
by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018
Get the UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)mug. by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023
Get the UBSmug. Utter bollocks;like everything - The UK definition
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition
a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions
b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea
In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Utter bullshit;like evrything - The US definition
a) Used as a catch-all response when something isn't making sense, or has spun off in a pointless direction. Frequently used as a response to baffling corporate decisions
b) Used as a warning or precursor to making a suggestion or submitting an idea
In either use of the term, it is generally being used in a cynical way to describe the pointlessness of a situation, idea or action, or its potential to be so.
Example for a)
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"
Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
Person 1: "Have you seen what management now want us to do each week?"
Person 2 "Yeah, ub;le"
Examples for b)
When suggesting a new idea: "ub;le, but have we tried to do it this way ....."
When making a comment: "I think the point of that artwork is to challenge the senses. I dunno ub;le?"
by simcoll September 12, 2022
Get the ub;lemug. 
by Amazingly_mazing May 4, 2017
Get the UBSmug. 
by Nhandhakie December 16, 2016
Get the UBSmug.