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Moscow Two Step

When one guy sits on another guys lap on the toilet and they both drop a heavy, smelly load simultaneously.
“Dawg.. just polished of a full pint of Ben Jerry’s Chunky Monkey..”

“Bruh.. I feel Moscow Two Step is in the making..”

“Bet!!”
by Asian Obama October 1, 2022
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Two step peep

When you see someone you find attractive you take two small steps towards their direction to get a better look at them.
When I was walking down the street earlier today I saw a hottie that I had to two step peep on.
by Frankie' September 18, 2014
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Step Two

As opposed to taking the time to do something by the numbers or per the provided instructions, you throw out the plan and proceed directly to step two. In other words, fuck it.
Chris saw that he was short on time as well as patience when he came up to the jump, and needed to catch up. So he said he was going to step two and said fuck it and goosed the throttle and got into the air.
by Karl Hungus March 8, 2023
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buford two step

also known in the south as the okie doke or scam
"Man he got me when i got home the stuff didn't even look real"
by EEdouble June 3, 2016
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two steps ahead

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want
by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025
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The Thalwil Two-Step

The Thalwil Two-Step - Verb - To take one step back, and one subsequent step to the side, thus avoiding the incoming issue and absolving you of responsibility.
I submitted a request to headquarters to get a status on my project and they totally gave me the Thalwil Two-Step.
by Jon McDougal Stamerica December 15, 2008
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Janitorial Two-Step

The act of stepping over/around vacuum cleaner cords while vacuuming, sometimes in an erratic manner, depending on the lay of the cords.
The vacuum cleaner cords got so tangled and twisted under my feet I had to do the Janitorial Two-Step to not trip over them.
by denshanosenshi September 8, 2019
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