twitterpated

The act of wanting to tweet but your brain cannot think of anything. Constipation of the twitter world.

I was going to tweet, but I'm completely twitterpated.

by TWITCOINER May 1, 2012

twitterpated

In love with (or addicted to) twitter.

Guy 1: "John is so twitterpated. He just can't get off twitter!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he can't even take a bathroom break without tweeting about it first."

by Jack Winchester January 10, 2013

twitterpaited

a stupid word christian people teach thier kids to say because they think it is socially unacceptable to say the word "horny"

girl: why is that guy following me everywhere?
Guy: oh don't mind Chris, he's just twitterpaited

by wicklette January 3, 2011

twittertastic

A word to describe somebody who uses Twitter, or something that is worthy of being posted on Twitter. (Twitter is a networking site similar to Facebook)

Wow, this joke we just laughed about is totally twittertastic!

You use Twitter? You're so twittertastic!

by amandax926 July 24, 2009

twitterlating

sordid tweets in the middle of the night

She/he has a "headache" so I spent the night twitterlating under the covers. Please retweet.

by Davidch999 February 26, 2013

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am Twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018

Twitterpated

Also known as a TC or "Twitter Crush"

When one develops a crush on a fellow user of the social media platform Twitter.

I started talking to them on Twitter and now I am twitterpated.

by CaptTattedSam June 12, 2018