butt tweet

When you have a Twitter client on your Blackberry / Mobile phone and it randomly sends out a message inadvertently.

ChuckBrown: Qpq¶pQ
ChuckBrown:0. 00Q P

SWsmith: Crazy, man, crazy
JesLunne: what is this all about??
ChuckBrown: sorry guys! butt tweet. lol!

by mrmindllock February 15, 2010

fuckin tweet geek

An annoying twitter user who feels the need to tweet and upload pics about every last aspect of his life and comes up with stupid hashtags thinking he's clever.

Tweet Post: "sitting here in windy city @somestupidcafe with @_____ & @______. Portions r huge... LOL #ruiningmydietinchicago"

Reaction upon seeing it: "What a fuckin tweet geek"

by MNMustangfreak November 9, 2009

drop a tweet

The act of inadvertently ( or purposely) ratting out a friend , acquaintance or celebrity using Twitter.

( Also see drop a dime or snitch)

Dave though he had the perfect alibi for missing date night with his steady girl friend until Bob dropped a tweet that he was getting a lap dance at Mr G's Gentleman's club.

Tiger was sneaking off from sex addiction rehab until a local waitress threatened to drop a tweet on him.

by GFeet February 27, 2010

Grand Theft Auto 6

Probably the most over hyped game of all time. People want the game so bad that people would change their sexuality for it, would murder their best friend for it, or turn gay for it. Youtubers dedicate their channels to it, releasing fake trailers or fan trailers, creating spam, and licking the mirror live. (ok, that last one might just be me) The only thing i like more than some nice fresh GTAVI rumors is embracing my freckle fetish. Mr.BossFTW is shit.

Me: are you ready for Grand Theft Auto 6?

Kydere: Yes! i heard if you suck another man's
dick you'll get a copy early...

Me: Thanks for the invitation but i'm too busy embracing
my female Freckle Fetish... she has so much freckles!!!

Kydere: Well i could always ask Tristan...
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I suggest searching up the definition of "Freckle Fetish"

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

Beat it and tweet it

to have sex with someone and tweet about it later on

Dude! I beat it and tweet it with my ex girlfriend.

by jwtf September 21, 2010

Tweet

1. A post on Twitter
2. To post a writing on Twitter
3. A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)
4. To make a weak chirping sound
5. To suck your own cock

1. & 2. Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat"
Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter

3. & 4. Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?"
Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting?

5. Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..."

by assmasturrrrrrr January 3, 2010