tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

Tweet Whore

One who tweets excessively throughout the day, i.e 2 or more tweets in half an hour.

"Your such a tweet whore, I had to unfollow you"

by TheCommuneHippy September 25, 2012

Tweet Stealing

To take ones original tweet or tweets and claim as your own.

@PowerGotGame steals all of my tweets! @PowerGorGame is the king of tweet stealing!

by @BountyTooNasty on Twitter February 11, 2018

Tweet Tweet motha fucka

1. Get the shit out mother fucker!!!! - said by a chicken
2. I am fucking pelican niggar!

INdian Chicken: Hi
China Chicken: Tweet Tweet Motha Fucka!!
INdian Chicken: Kunchi Sapidum
China Chicken: Motha Fucka Tweet Tweet...
Indian Chicken: Crow help me!!!
Crow: Kaka kakakaka tit tit motha fucker!!
Indian Chicken: Ya tweet tweet
China Chicken: Face palm, cockster....

by pilippino February 27, 2019

TWeet_OfJESUS

The only son of the Lord legally on Twitter

Do you know Jesus on twitter?
Yeah sure search TWeet_ofJESUS

by ZE KA December 7, 2019

Tweet and Yeet

The only way you should be active on the hell-site, commonly known as Twitter.
Coined by ADT.

Me, a mere commoner : Why are you active on Twitter?
ADT, with her superior intellect : Just 'Tweet and Yeet', mi amigo.
Me, with my mind blown : WHAAAAAA- (mind blown noises ensue)

by prajju October 30, 2021

tweet ping pong

When you read the twitter updates of someone and you see an outrageous directed tweet and you want to know what led up to that tweet(or update) of theirs -- you must play ping pong between the 2 users to see who asked what and why it was answered that way.

JessicaDoe: @JoeShmoe I like them big and firm.

original tweet-
JoeShmoe: how do you shop for oranges?

I had to play tweet ping pong to find out why Jessica said "I like them big and firm!"

by Mr. 66 March 7, 2009