heiny tatterings

flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner

Hey what you need right now is some heiny tatterings to cheer you up!

by Scubagod October 26, 2006

mitter-titters

when your titters get so cold you have to give them mitters (also known as mittens)

Gigi: man, it's sure cold out here, i'm freezing my tits off

Sam: dude, you need to get yoself a pair of mitter-titters

by eatmyfupa December 26, 2021

Alabama Teeter Totter

When your penis is 2 inches inside of your Mom and your Dad’s penis is two inches inside of you and you’re confused about which way to move. Forward? Or backwards?

“Dude! We heard you got grounded what was the punishment?”
“Alabama Teeter Totter.”
“Oh...”

by allahu YEETbar November 20, 2018

Teeter Totter

someone who fluctuates between the happy and sad

"You're either really happy or really sad,you are such a teeter totter."

by tobee October 16, 2015

Titters

Breasts that are abnormally large causing a man, who initially sees them, to get an immediate erection within his genital area.

Ugh, look at them big TITTERS!!! WOOO!

by Mr. Makingpoopies September 29, 2008

Teeter Totter

A drink created in Colorado which combines Crown Royal Whiskey (1 part)with Dr. Pepper (2 parts). Named for the street in Colorado where in which it was created.

This Teeter Totter tastes great with this steak.

by ZooooomByU December 31, 2008

Titter spitter

The legend of a redneck woman that has been sighted in and around Central Indiana that has large breasts and chews tobacco and spits large streams of spit

We were at the BP in Lanesville getting some gas when the titter spitter appeared out of nowhere in her white truck and checked out Kelty.

by Randall Fredrickson January 15, 2008