Amber turd

This vile creature likes to shit on beds and blame it on the dog. They also have a iconic line of "my dog stepped on a bee".

Amber turd shat on the bed.

by Yeetuslol456 May 23, 2022

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005

Baking a turd

To hold in a shit for a painfully long period of time, also known as baking one or having clay in the kiln

Dude we've been driving for 5 hours and I've been baking a turd for 4 of 'em, pull the fuck over.

by Johnny Kinnell July 22, 2006

TURDURDURT

Adjective.

Meaning : Live life and enjoy every moment..

Made by : bouyon artiste keks mafia from the commonwealth of Dominica which is if not the most viral word/phrase in the caribbean..

Don't apply too much stress and pressure on yourself whenever you feel down and out just remember you can always turdurdurt

by MAFIA BABY June 25, 2019

turd missile

Projectile shit nugget in which shoots from ass under extreme pressure

Aidan ate 12 licorice sticks, a can of baked beans and a jar of prune juice. He sat on the toilet and shot a turd missile which caused a huge displacement of water.

by Todd the turd Wilson February 27, 2014

turdapult

A specially designed and fitted catapult used to sling turds into a neighbor’s yard or hot tub.

The turdapult has been variously used in a wide spectrum of situations, from special ops to folks who just want to comment on their neighbors’ lifestyles with easily delivered stinking brown bundles!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

Psycho Turd

A PSYCHO TURD is SOMEONE WHO IS Crazy and Causes Problems With EVERYONE THEY MEET.

Only God knows WHY These People Exist.

PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.

They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.

"I don't know why Reiner is such a Psycho Turd. I wish that he would either move away of Fuck Off and Die."

by Simple Clara November 30, 2013