Universal Amendment

The 28th Amendment that requires the rules and regulations; laws and practices reflect the current year; and requires at least one amendment every year heretofore.

Thanks to the Universal Amendment, the antiquated governing system is updated each year to allow corrections and protections that have relevance.

by Major Thomas February 25, 2018

universal solvent

water

water is the universal solvent, Gregor Smith.

by Shame On You Gregor Smith October 26, 2020

Universal Bypass

A good way to skip those annoying ip-loggers and adlf.ly wait times.

- Oh dude you don't have Universal Bypass
- How did you know?
- 81.170.152.57

by Doctor DisDisRespect November 4, 2020

Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.

Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

by MrWonka November 7, 2020

Universaldick

When you have fucked every single race in the entirety of the whole wide world

Persons 1: "Bro i think i just got the jumbodick!"
Person 2: "Ok, i do not care man, i got the UNIVERSALDICK"
Person 1: "Holy shit bro. Pls make me pregnant"

by Unipik March 29, 2023

Universaldick

When your penis fits inside every living thing and hole on the planet

Persons 1: "Hello man, i just met your mom"
Person 2: "Ok, she is very fuckable, i know"
Person 1: "Yea. Btw i just got gave her my universaldick"
Person 2: "Lol"

by Unipik March 29, 2023

Universalistic Sun Worship

A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.

"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."

"You mean athelism?"

"Yeah dude"

by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009