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Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday : an exclamatory phrase indicating great surprise and digsut, simultaneously.
Fuck me sideways and call me Tuesday! That asshole has left me 35 messages since like 2 pm today!
by Pinkie_Flamingo October 13, 2016
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Alaskan Tuesday

Four people go outside in a snow storm set up in an igloo in the middle of Alaska. A girl sits in the middle and is covered in animal hides. she then begins to fart profusely. After some time, the hides are removed, boxing the igloo with deadly farts. All the men are waiting naked around her and once the scent reaches their nostrils, they are immediately brought to completion. They all splurge all over the girl in the middle, covering the igloo with their semen.
Hey man wanna come up to my igloo this week I got a girl who's down for an Alaskan Tuesday.
by TylerStellenwerf June 6, 2018
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T-pose Tuesday

T-pose Tuesday is for flexing on lower IQ to let them know that you are their superior.
*Whole gang T-poses on peasants on T-pose Tuesday*
Everybody else: *dies*
by Big Jam June 9, 2018
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Sticky Tuesday

Somebody doing anything dislikeable.
"Man, thats the third time you've fucked my girlfriend. Quit being such a Sticky Tuesday."
by No Outlet August 1, 2007
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tuesday is coming

From "Rejected Cartoons" by Don Hertzfeldt.
by wysiwyg August 12, 2004
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tuesday week

1) the tuesday of the upcoming week
2) the tuesday after the upcoming tuesday

*note only one of these definitions is correct, but nobody knows for sure which one.
We were sittin' in the back of the class, gettin' our drink on, when Billy casually mentioned that he wouldn't be able to attend Donato's on tuesday week. Instead of explaining what that meant, he asked the teacher to explain it. The students responded with boos.
by Bizzlitz Masta January 17, 2008
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tipsy tuesday

Weekly celebration of Tuesday where everyone gets stupid drunk and does things they regret, mainly due to Tuesday being the shittiest day of the college week. So get crunk.
Last Tipsy Tuesday Ern and Liz were alcoholics and drank all by themselves followed by an emo fest.
by Naismith October 20, 2007
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