Tree

One with a bangin bod but no personality

Mikeys ex is such a tree

by KissKissImYourDad November 20, 2018

Tree

Tree

Tree

by Iliketrees1011 September 21, 2019

tree

When one 'Trees' oneself - One shits oneself.

"Oh shit, Ive treed meself. Pass us them wet wipes and a bucket"

- From Pride and Prejudice.

by "A Pseudonym" June 23, 2004

tree

1. Tall plants consisting of a trunk and a crown, that are chopped down, smashed, and made into paper. Trees are less known for releasing oxygen and providing shelter for animals.

2. What neo-hippies claim to hug. You know.. the people who found their profound appreciation for nature in their senior year of highschool and will grow out of it in a year.

3. Slang for having sex- to "climb a tree" or "escalar un arbol" -phrases only used by extreme virgins.

4. Weed.

1. I can't breathe. We must have chopped down too many trees.

2. I love trees! I love the world! I love tie-dye! I love Myspace!

3. WHY WON'T HE CLIMB A TREE WITH ME?

4. U know we lookin for the treez wit no seedz.

by greenteapot November 06, 2006

tree

A fiend with large tree-like hair, but overall, still very short. also known as a shrubbary from the lack of height. Can be seen with a pineapple and other short equally fiendish people. Known for the tree dance and key phrase: wha? as well as bumping into pineapples.

Ahh! its a tree!
what?
shrubbary!
ohhh

by Hobbit Mafia December 18, 2005

tree

a specific event in which a person "pulls something out of his ass"-unbelievable

"That half-court shot was such a tree, that guy is treeing so badly"

by alejandro September 14, 2003

tree

TREE: A extremely smart programmer/hacker that has a sick mind.

This glitch is brought to you by TREE :)

by J.T. Arseoen March 08, 2003