Trauma junkie

Someone that does not want you to get hurt, but wants to be there when you do get hurt

EMT's love working on people that are injured, like car wrecks and trauma, theydo not wish someone to be involved, they just enjoy being there if it happens. They are a trauma junkie.

by EMT Papu May 25, 2020

tranny trauma

when a male is surfing the internet for pornography, and comes across a thumb nail of what appears to be a picture of an attractive nude woman, he clicks on it only to find a penis swinging between the legs of this otherwise pretty "woman".

the disgust, nausea, and questioning of sexuality are some, but not limited to, effects of tranny trauma.

willis thought a girl was pretty until he noticed she had a dick. now he has tranny trauma.

by running_blind5784 May 15, 2009

Trauma bond

This bond can be broken by sleeping with a ex it takes you back before a trauma bond was formed

This guy was trying to trauma bond me but I went and did my ex and it took me back to when my life was better

by Harry pimp 10 October 1, 2020

trauma dump

When someone exposed to trauma in their past - takes that trauma and dumps it on to you!

She hade been abused by people like him before - so now without knowing him - she trauma dump:ed all of that shit out on him.

by JoDei October 15, 2022

trauma fishing

A seductive, clever way to get into bed with a lady. Fishing for deep-rooted trauma from a women's past to unveil her daddy issues and eventually get them into bed with you

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was last night?
Guy 2: Oh bro so lit! I was trauma fishing this girl and ended up going home with her. Life is good.

by fbgmsqd August 26, 2021

wattpad trauma

trauma that is so obviously fake it seems as though it was written by an 11-year suburban white girl; the Mary Sue of trauma

"Yeah, you can't believe a word of Mary's wattpad trauma."

by Academy Sue September 9, 2020

Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.

I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.

by ZDC2 February 13, 2022