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Topeka 8-Ball

When a person snorts semen like it is cocaine.
Joe performed a Topeka 8-ball on his boyfriend to help him clean up the man chowder left after giving him a pearl necklace.
by Leisure Suit Larry KS April 8, 2010
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Topete

Tends to be very often a family of bald headed people usually adopted/adapted from the dads side. Males usually are 99% bald except for some peach and skim hair. Very hairy otherwise
This person is such a Topete

This person is alright,he's a Topete

Mexican:origin
Very beaner,he's a Topete.
by Theodicy June 1, 2016
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toper

when a lesbian(masculine)like to be are rather being on top then bottom when having lesbian sex
girl 1: lets have sex
girl 2: ok
girl 1&2: kissing and laughing
girl 1 get on top of girl 2
girl 2: ur like totally toping me
girl 1: u didnt think u was gone to top me
girl 2: im a toper, i like to be on top
girl 1: im a toper to, so now wat
{sign}
girl 2: i'll just go
by IEISHA August 19, 2006
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Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.
She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer
by decay 66 April 9, 2003
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Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.
Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.
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topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face
You're a dirty topenga
by Topenga May 26, 2008
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Toped

To be extra drunk to the point of leaning over anything.
Son I was mad toped last night!!!
by Baby Bey March 1, 2010
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