useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017

Wooly toothpick

To unplug a used tampon with your teeth

What’s that smell...oh no it’s a wooly toothpick

by Jimmy887222 September 27, 2020

Toothpick licka

A girl who loves some skinny slong

Bro.. your girl liked my toothpick last Tuesday evening.. she must be one of those toothpick lickas

by Tshdf September 17, 2021

Tennessee Toothpicker

A competition between 2 heterosexual males in the 69 position, in which whoever cums first is gay.

Man, I'm three rounds undefeated at the Tennessee Toothpicker, but I'm worried because Gerald has that sloptop, Dyson vaccume, diesel motor, eye of the hurricane headgame and I dont wanna loose and be gay.

by Major League Cock Wrestling June 5, 2020

Mexican toothpick

Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.

My friend was feeling adventurous so I gave him that Mexican toothpick

by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025

Tennessee Toothpick

The Act of having your partner sit on your face, and remove your sphincter hair by tooth.

Well last night got pretty wild at the bachelor party, that fuckin open bar and the dancers had all of us doin Tennessee Toothpicks on the table tops.

by Sex Daddy July 18, 2023

Toothpick Arms

A derogatory term for a someone who lacks or appears to lack upper body strength due to their very thin arms.

I'll bet toothpick arms over there can't even bench 100 lbs.

by Some rando out there September 15, 2023