Bubba : "Hey Jesse, its two-for-one drinks at the bar tonight!"
Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"
or
Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"
Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"
Jesse : "Sweet, its a toofer. Lets get tanked!"
or
Bubba: "Hey Jesse, look I just killed me a buck and a baby deer with one round!!"
Jesse: "Sweet toofer!"
by chall77 June 11, 2009
Get the Toofer mug.A typical mink from Aberdeen or "Aiberdeen min".
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
With phrases such as - "F'like min, far aboots ye bidin noo like? Gaa'in ti Liquid the nicht min, we'll tak sim chats n ah"
MALE:
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
Dead end/No job,
Rockport boots or rubbish trainers,
Berghaus jacket,
Stripey jumper,
Some form of silly writing tattooed on their lower arm,
Hair gelled flat with a horrible lookin fringe (although a lot are now going for the spiky pretty boy look),
Extremely wide when they're not actually hard in the slightest.
FEMALE:
No job,
Chain smoker,
Ugly,
Pale skin and skinny from too many 'chats',
Became a mother at 13,
Bleached hair and big fake gold ear-rings,
Sovereign ring,
Usually have a bigger & uglier toonser boyfriend who thinks he's a football casual,
Berghaus jacket.
by Stoney Loon September 9, 2008
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Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners
CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.
Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.
Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.
(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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Get the tooshed mug.Toos is a person who can go full nights with no sleep and still be able to function the next day and all her friends think she has some sort of sleeping disorder. She had probs watched every show on Netflix and watched it about 10 times over. A toos is normally a very fast walker and can walk miles without getting tired but surprisingly not very sporty. She spends countless hours on her phone usually watching Netflix, Tiktok and YouTube. She has an obsession with Harry Styles and will get married in the Beachwood Cafe. Don’t you dare sing the words wrong to any of her fav songs or you’re dead to this bitch. She is an absolute legend and will try and force feed you to ‘fatten you up’ even though she’s the skinniest bitch in the room. She probs has a dog with a name that sounds vicious even though the dog is an angel. This bitch will defo be a money heist fan. She never studies for tests but always gets 100% and will always say you did better even though you got 1% and it makes no sense. Everyone is jealous of a toos for her good looks and great personality. Her soulmate is definitely going to be a shwin or a mulch as they are the most compatible. You gotta love a toos
‘I stayed up all night watching Netflix!’ ‘Wow you must be a toos!’
‘Why are yous all laughing?’ ‘Oh, sorry toos made us laugh with her amazing personality!’
‘Why are yous all laughing?’ ‘Oh, sorry toos made us laugh with her amazing personality!’
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Get the toos mug.(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)
Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.
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