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When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.
Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)
by minuccp January 8, 2010
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Clogged Toilet

Before anal, give your partner laxatives then use your dick as a butt plug.
Boy: Hey Alex, I heard Kranny gave Ariana a clogged toilet!!
Alex: hope he double bagged!
by Butt clogger November 3, 2018
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Guacamole Nigga Toilet

Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example

"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"
Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried
by NATE HIGGERS HATES NIGGERS April 30, 2019
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toilet fag

A sick faggot who worships Normal, Str8 Men and wants to do whatever it takes to please or entertain a Real Man, including being His urinal, spittoon and shit-hole.
Every Str8 Man needs a good toilet fag to swallow all of His waste.
by pj-toiletfag October 1, 2006
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Toilet Aerobics

The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m.
Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do some toilet aerobics to drop that bomb.
by Limerick Queen September 26, 2008
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Toilet Legs

The pins and needles feeling you get in your legs after sitting on the toilet for a long time. Kind of like sea legs.
Dude I just took a massive dump for like, 15 minutes and now I've got major toilet legs!
by tpmaster May 18, 2010
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toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..
by brownbomma November 1, 2010
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