Toepeas

A word often used by parents and grandparents to describe a baby’s toes in a cute fashion.

“I’m gonna eat your toepeas.”

“Let’s count your toepeas, make sure you have all ten.”
My baby has cute little toepeas.”

by topies October 30, 2019

toupee

Use this word when your opponent in an argument has made a fair point!

"I hear what you're saying, but I really don't know you... do I."
"Toupee!"

by Sarah and Maddy October 1, 2007

Shatner's Toupee

This occurs when you're taking a dump and you scratch your balls and the loose pubes fall out over your shit

Hey, did you see Bill Cosby? He was wearing William Shatner's Toupee.

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Toupee

When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man

Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.

by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018

torpeeding

trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb)

I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003

Toemeeeh

A word used by autistic COD players when they try to express emotions.

Pot 1: "Let's do hyena"
Pot 2: "Toemeeeh"

by SniperRobz December 6, 2016

Tepee short of a Wigwam

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she's so stupid she thought my thesaurus was a dinosaur, she's a tepee short of a wigwam.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017