by mynameisbobbyross December 10, 2018
Get the Tofu Shit mug.A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
by The Grimm Reaper May 30, 2018
Get the Tofu Scramble mug.When a Individual turns vegan and eats to much Tofu. Said individual develops a tofu cough that reeks of butt.
Terri’s coughing smells like butt. Although it’s not contagious. Lee be careful she may have the tofu cough.
by MilfandTats June 11, 2018
Get the Tofu cough mug.Refers to a person of asian descent who reverts back to dating asain guys after dating countless white guys.
Ugghhh David is such a fried tofu now, he was a total potato queen just last year. I guess, he was tired of dating trash white guys.
by Mark_Toronto August 5, 2019
Get the fried tofu mug.Chinese slang for cheap, shoddy, unsafe, or otherwise inadequate construction. Tofu dreg projects are relatively common in China due to poor building materials, corrupt government inspectors, overly ambitious building schedules, and a lack of care from builders. Features of tofu dreg projects include leaking pipes in new buildings, to no water at all in fire suppression systems, sinkholes, partial to total collapse of buildings. In some cases, concrete and masonry can be destroyed with bare hands, steel rebar can be broken with a few taps on a hard surface.
Many buildings collapsed during the 2008 Sichuan Earthquake that wouldn't have otherwise, had they not been Tofu Dreg constrution.
by Ambassador of Cupid August 18, 2023
Get the tofu dreg mug.Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.
A member is called Tofu gangster.
A member is called Tofu gangster.
Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"
Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."
by Reila February 23, 2022
Get the tofu gang mug.A strap on for vegetarians who are unable to have meat (penis) in sexual intercourse due to their beliefs.
Marit: I would love to have sex with you, but I'm a vegetarian.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
Trent: That's alright, (pulls out strap on) I have sexual tofu.
by bananatwist July 25, 2011
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