tits are on fire

idiom

1. Severely irritated to the point of anger.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Did you see the boss let into Kathy after she hit "reply all" and sent his home address to all the clients? God damn, his tits are on fire!

by persimmonVision November 1, 2021

strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

by mistertea November 27, 2006

getting right on my tits

Phrase from the UK. Used to explain that someone or something is getting on your nerves/annoying. Not necessarily said by a woman, and not to be taken literally.

Man 1: I see Chelsea have won the league again.
Man 2: I know! Mourinho is getting right on my tits!!

by tricky kid July 5, 2006

Shit on my tits!

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006

getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy

Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits

by Kieren and Grae July 6, 2006

gets on my tits

1. Verb used to signify a singular subject that bothers you 2. Verb to describe someone who pisses you off 3. ~ get on my tits ~ verb for plural subjects

Senseless violence really gets on my tits.

by ejito March 15, 2004

Rubbing on your tits

The female version of "busting one's balls" or a friendly reminder that you're only joking.

Matt: "Brenner you ugly!"
Brenner: "Shut up!"
Timmy: "chill We're just rubbing on your tits."

by Arby2013 October 15, 2009