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Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.
Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!
by artofthepickup May 4, 2011
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tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.
upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born
by freakee fairee May 18, 2015
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tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break
Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break
by epic faptime November 12, 2013
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Daddy Tissues

When dad has a grotesque amount of tissues.
My daddy has 235 packages of tissues, i call that Daddy Tissues
by Maxicat0 October 1, 2021
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Tissue True

When something is an unfortunate realization, thus making the person need a tissue.
When it finally dawned upon Jenna that her friends with benefits relationship with Jason wasn't going anywhere, she realized the whole situation was tissue true.
by Pawpeysid December 9, 2009
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Skill tissue

A skill tissue is a body tissue located in the brain. At times, a rupture may appear in the tissue, which is non-lethal, but will create a skill issue. Usually, this rupture will heal through breaks from any activities that require high concentration, or through higher exposure to these activities, however the former is highly preferred to the latter.
"Dude, I think something's wrong with my skill tissue."
by FyterX June 28, 2022
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pink tissue

pink tissue is the sexual act of sneezing into the womb of a woman and then proceeding to rub your feet into said womb, to spread said sneeze juices.
"Oh man, last night I totally pink tissued amy!"
by Rielen September 30, 2014
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