Timmy

the ADHD kid in your class who makes you all laugh everyday. He usually comes into school wearing his PJs. He dosent care about his academics either.

Teacher B.
TIMMY! STOP TWERKING ON TOP OF THE DESK AND SIT IN YOUR CHAIR!!

Timmy:
NAH...*continues twerking*

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Student 1: omg remember that time in fifth grade when Timmy took his pants off and started sprinting around the school?

Student 2: Oh yeah! All the teachers were chasing him around for like 15 minutes until Timmy got spotted trying to hide in a trash can.

Student 1: good times...

Student 2: oh wait! there he is now!

*highschool age timmy is sprinting down the hallway in a creeper costume screaming random s**

*he accidentally rams into popular girl makenna*

Makenna: DAMMIT TIMMY!!!

by Starbucksandfieldhockey01 December 12, 2019

Timmatt

Many words to decribe him:

Legend, A Myth, One of the most epic people you could ever meet, never judges people.

If theres a Timmatt in your life then your a lucky person as they are now quite rare, however, if your lucky,, You may just happen to see the legend riding his vehicle of speed, spreading fun to many.

A legend from Kent

Unique.

A person who never judged a book by its cover.

A person that others first before anyone else.

So where did the Timmatt come from.

Do you know the Timmatt

by We Miss TM May 18, 2011

Timmy Parking

Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park

There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.

by ianstrain October 6, 2008

Timmy Thick

A super thick gay boy who was actually a fucking 2 year Harvard social experiment.

Now that I know Timmy Thick was fake, 2 years of my life have been wasted.

by Mksaintsfan May 12, 2018

Timmy Shimmy

A dance comprised of elements from historical and traditional Flamenco, paired with modern Irish Step Dancing techniques. Think Michael Flatley meets Antonio Banderas. The dancer is usually the most desirable European man on the dance-floor, made obvious by an unquenchable desire from the surrounding women to be his "concubine." Can also be used as a verb.

1. "From across the dance-floor, all the women noticed the unbridled passion of the Timmy Shimmy. Many approached to quench their inner fire."
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)

by HeWhoHasBeenSHIMMIED August 31, 2010

Tihomira

Tihomira is a very special type of girl. A representative of the human species, she is a prime example of the species' most beatiful specimen. Gifted with a "dat ass" and "dem tits", she is a 10/10 on the scale of hotness. One of her other qualitites is her melodic voice which isn't even matched by 18th century castratos. An eloquent writer and a fervent speaker, she might entrap you into strange feelings of closeness to her, which some might even call "love", if you're not careful with your approach to her. Summed up, Tihomira is a dangerous mix of all of life's sweetest pleasures - ones that might bite your arm if you treat her carelessly.

What's your favourite Pokemon?
I chose Tihomira.

by MeightSquaids August 15, 2014

Timming

A sensual head massage, usually from a large friendly German man. The masseuse must be called Tim, or at least referred to as Tim for the duration of the timming.

“Oh look, he’s timming that girl again”

by DJ-Bashment March 21, 2019