by MrPabloE May 18, 2019
When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.
by Ace B February 15, 2011
Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction
by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017
A girl is walking on the beach and sees a bunch of trash. She says "Wow! It must've been a dump tide."
by DoodleBug95 June 05, 2010
Guy 1: Why is she so upset?
Guy 2: The crimson tide is flowing.
Guy 1: wow what a tide bitch
ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH
Guy 2: The crimson tide is flowing.
Guy 1: wow what a tide bitch
ROLL FUCKING TIDE BITCH
by Tide Bitch July 18, 2016
by dtaps August 04, 2006
A small packet of laundry detergent that is supposed to be used for cleaning clothes, but is sometimes eaten by dumbasses who act like they're 5.
Margaret: Billy, can you buy some Tide Pods at the grocery store today?
Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies
Billy: yEaH mOm I cAn'T wAiT tO eAt SoMe!!!1!
*devours Tide Pods and dies
by I W A N T T O D I E January 17, 2018