Niz Tide

The expansion of Niziolek's empire to increase his influence ring and ideals of biodiversity.

(After Niziolek runs for mayor)

-Leader: The Niz Tide is coming. Gather the troops!

-Captain: We'll never stand the test of time! We're not genetically diverse!

-Leader: Then we must join this crazed, sustainable system.

-Niziolek: The Niz Tide never fails

by Victim of the Niz Tide April 8, 2013

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tide on the go

The act of ejaculating on a stain located on a shirt or pair of slacks.

At the party, Joe had a stain on his new golf shirt so I was a good friend and provided a tide on the go.

by Wang Willy March 17, 2012

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Tide Pods

Something that due to a meme became us very stupid challenge that a lot of kids are eating as of the year 2018

Sorry kids if you eat Tide Pods you're not going to enjoy it it's actually going to be ending up you in the hospital getting your stomach pumped if you honestly wanted to kill yourself just do the classic cut yourself with a knife or start a fire and jump in it

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

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Tide Talking

When a child is crying uncontrollably and you attempt to talk like an auctioneer to a third person within the painfully short, quiet, rhythmic, predictable breath(or reloading) periods of the aforementioned child's bawling.

Dean would not stop crying, so we tried tide talking for 5 minutes straight to spite him.

by Ace B March 2, 2011

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Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

by Millenidumb February 2, 2018

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