Twonk

A spastic creature that has no brain

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!

by ~ The twonk December 31, 2017

THONKIN

A newer word for think. A scuffed word for think
almost similar to thooming.

Used in a sentence like this.

We are now THONKIN.

by ChoboMe.TTV March 11, 2019

Twonk

Its a non swearing word for twat so you don't get in trouble with your parents.

"You're such a Twonk!"

by T66607 May 28, 2019

Twonk

A beefier twink.

Man that twink went to the gym, he looks more like a twonk now

by Magpie_1_1 August 2, 2019

Twonka bar

A mix between a twonk and a wonka bar (tasty btw) playful insult that I made up.

Ellis: do u like my 200 pound pink jumper?
Euan: no u twonka bar

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

Thonk

Something that is exceptionally thicc.

Fred: oh hey Bob did you see Riley today.
Bob: Yeah bro, he looking Thonk.

by Omahergix March 11, 2021

Twonk

A former twink who becomes older.

Ethan Klein: "I want to be a twink."
Trisha Paytas: "You can't be that. You can be a twonk."
Ethan: "What's a twonk?"
Trisha: "It's like Tyler Oakley. A twink who gets older and becomes a twonk."
Ethan: "DAMN. I'll never be a twink again."

by Twonkie April 21, 2021