thor hammer

when you use your dick to hammer a nail

"Why aren't you walking straight today"
"It's because last night i tried to do the thor hammer and I injured myself"

by stinkyboy123 September 26, 2019

Thor's Hammer

the act of one man penetrating another man, missionary style, while holding tightly to the receiving man's erect penis, attempting to "lift the hammer"

Nothing better than working up a good sweat in Gold's Gym, showering off and then Thor's Hammering your spotter...

by Bennjammin July 27, 2018

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 13, 2011

thor roar

The mating call of the Thor that makes Katy Perry need him.

At their wedding, Thor released a THOR ROAR and everyone but Katy Perry knew to leave.

by NomNachos December 28, 2013

Thor's Hammer

When you are banging a chick and blow your load on her stomach. She is stuck there until you grab something for her to use to clean up.

"Ha! I left Thor's Hammer on some chick last night and dipped. I bet she was stuck there for awhile unable to move. I am a dick."

by Captain Andy Ghostface December 16, 2013

Thor solos

Something people who stan boring ass characters say whenever a cooler, more interesting character is mentioned.

Dude: wow, this new X-Men comic is really good!
Loser: idc, Thor solos
Dude: get laid

by DazzaPazza July 13, 2021

Mighty Thor

While being anally penetrated with a Roman Candle, the catcher beats off and inserts penis into a live lamp socket at the moment of ejaculation. The consequent electrical explosion ignites Roman Candle.

"You got any burn cream for my hands? I was Mighty Thor-in' it all weekend."

by Hezbollatte July 11, 2008