old thompson

A cheap American whiskey made by the same company as Fleishmann's. Much better in quality when filtered through a Britta water filter.

Only for seasoned drinkers.

"Woah, look at Chris chug that Old Thompson! Let me try that... *vomits*"

by GTA3mobster June 1, 2006

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005

Luke Thompson

GIANT MAN THOT. Looks like Franklin the turtle.

Man you see Luke Thompson?
Yea he’s a mega thot

by Tg$,,979,7;9669; April 15, 2019

Thompson Gunner

1) Take an empty 20 oz. bottle of soda (preferably Mountain Dew)
2) Poke a hole in the bottom smaller than the size of your thumb
3) Cover the hole, bitch.
4) Fill bottle with beer. To the top. Bitch.
5) Put foil on open top. Poke holes in it with a fork.
6) Put a hit of weed on foil. Or more.
7) Shotgun the beer while someone lights the weed
8) Take the hit after draining beer.
9) Enjoy it. Bitch.
10) Repeat 1-9

Dude A: Oh my god, I just had 2 Thompson Gunners.
Dude B: You must be fuckeddd up
Dude A: Yeah, my hand won't stay still and I see demons.
Dude B: Thank god for Trev Thompson, UChicago

by DJKuni January 15, 2010

harry thompson

An amazing guy that everyone loves to be around.

that guy is a total "harry thompson"

by lizzy is tight May 1, 2005

Kaden Thompson

A dude that made viral Vines in the early years of the application. Capped at 500,000 followers. Now the name meanes tool.

Kyle is a tool, like, Kaden Thompson level.

by RIPVINE222 January 15, 2019

tanner thompson

A gay guy that loves anal, and being tied up.

Tanner Thompson is such a gay guy.

by SouthernRebel1861 May 25, 2018