She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

I said Memphis

I said Memphis is used when you actually did something while your friend was there but doesn't believe you

"I legit hit that trickshot and you were there"

"Ur capping u did not do shit"
"You were watching me do it bro I said Memphis"

by decenen April 13, 2023

I said that too

What you say when someone says a think you've said.

Iam "Hey! I said that too! About the positive feedback loops? I had a whole thing about it! Wow man! That's crazy that I was able to preempt all these conversations years in advance! I mean how can you say that I wasn't on the right track!? You can't! Ha! An intellect (literally) ahead of my time! Only by like 3 years but whatever. I mean you didn't think of that shit did you? Noooo... No you fucking didn't! Hahahahaha! This is great! I am loving this."

Hym "And to those who have nothing; everything will be taken."

Iam "Yeah, yeah. I know..."

by Hym Iam April 11, 2022

And the universe said I love you

A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."

"and the universe said I love you"

"and the universe said you have played the game well"

"and the universe said everything you need is within you"

"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"

"and the universe said you are the daylight"

"and the universe said you are the night"

"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"

"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"

"and the universe said you are not alone"

"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"

"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."

Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor

by Arin-guy April 24, 2025

I nevah said that

Phase used by people who want to always be right and who will deny that said something that they did, most famously used by Mike Francesca on his radio show.

Caller: You think the Mets are gonna win tonight mike?
Mike: No
The Next Day
Caller: You said the mets weren't going to win last night and they did
Mike: I nevah said that.

by WWF Attitude August 23, 2022

what i said

boom boom boom

현실이 된 what I said

by byungari February 22, 2021