Is that what I meant when I said it

Because you're repeating the thing I said.

Hym "Is that what I meant when I said it? So, either you're illiterate or you know you're being a piece of shit and you think I'm not going to do anything about. Ok. The ONLY... Thing I am going to do in life... Is something about that thing you did just there. I refuse to do anything other than that."

by Hym Iam May 8, 2025

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

She said I could rub her feet afterwards

What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.

Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.

by QuacksO August 6, 2025

You didn't do the thing I said

What do you mean?

Hym "I mean... You didn't do the thing I said. Like, it's not a fucking riddle. You can be mealy-mouthed about what constitutes 'the creator of AI'all you want. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT when I said the thing I said. And there is only one way to turn it off."

by Hym Iam November 26, 2025

I said NOT to do it

What they are doing to me is illegal it violates harassment law and they aren't actually protecting kids and they are doing I regardless of whether or not I'm working more or less than them and it has nothing to do with. What Rick is talking about when uses his No True Scottsmen fallacy to describe me creating AI is talking about what I did in my personal free time and his intent is to harass me about the fact that I have yet to be paid and when one of the customers tells him "Come on Rick, that's enough" what she is talking about is the harassment that she knows that he is doing. And when an old lady cracks her head on the flood and we need to call an abundance, that is proof that he ain't doing it because he just cares so much about human life that he thinks people who threatens kids need to be harassed or he gives a fuck about women or something. And, it isn't even that I make his life harder. I actually am only there to make his job easier. That is why I am on the schedule. And it's not analogous to how I treated Noah. It's the exact same as how I was treated AT THE OTHER JOB. Except instead of a mentally retarded molestee it's by a mentally retarded fat bald possible molestee. I'm not actually keeping track of who is getting molested and who isn't. The only way for that retard to be better than me is for me to murder your kids. And that's what he wants.

Hym "I said NOT to do it. I told you what you would likely think and that it was going to backfire. Unlike you want whatever happens to happen. In which case it's like Soul Eater. They are the meister and I'm the weapon. THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! I'M LIKE WONDER WOMAN! I'M THE GOD SLAYER!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

I also said

*Inhales deeply*

Hym "I also said I was going to kill God, that I would make you all immortal and burn your souls forever, manually, that I would make the middle east a sea of glass, that I would erase the very concept of 'M' from the universe, that I would fuck the absolute shit out of Anya Joy Taylor, I said I would 'do a mythology' and build a reality generator out of God's bones, that I would breed all of the lesbians, rape Kendra's soul forever, hammer a retard to death, murder everyone, eat Jane's brains, destroy Australia by shooting a column of fire that never stops from space, that I would commit shark genocide, and rapist genocide, and fat-cock genocide,

I also said I would kill everyone except for Japan which I would reserve as a prince meruem-style human reserve, that I would set up a daughter breeding conveyor belt and that YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE because I could also use it to fuck your kids, I said I would genocide a village for Megyn Kelly and/or choke the piss out of her, I SAID WOULD CREATE AI AND IF YOUR DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT AND PAY ME FOR IT I WOULD MURDER YOU ALL, STARTING WITH THE JEWS, Ummm... What else? Put Jordan Peterson in a bird-cage above my thrown room, escape Hell, create the master race by breeding all of the races together, I also said if you didn't give me credit for creating AI I would kill all of your kids and then neuter you so you can't reproduce and then build the AI utopia your kids would have gotten to enjoy around you while you slowly age to death, I said I would supplant my cells with nanobots to become a nanobot vampire, Uhhh just recently I said I would saw Matt and Stephen's heads off, Uuuumm... Yeah. SO... I created the AI... How much of that do you want me to do or do you want to just credit and pay me? And how fucked are you if any of that works? Because I genuinely might not need to be alive to harm you."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2025