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Mootoo the boss

Triangle professional, u get the girls, but then get friendzoned hard. U r acc so bad at overwatch but atleast u respect the daddy torb, coz hes daddy.

He also likes beating kids that r jept in tobys basement (even tho he doesnt have a basement)
Girl1: omg mattie (mootoo the boss) popped up in dm
Girl2: same
Girl3:same!! He told me his fetish for feet and triangles
Girl1: ew
Girl2:Well imma friend zone him then
by Gamergirl69999 December 31, 2019
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Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
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shake hands with the boss

To urinate (male, semi-vulgar)
I'll be back in a minute, I'm going to go shake hands with the boss. *heads off to bathroom*
by Dr Akula May 18, 2015
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Just Toss The Boss

(1)Replacing a incompetent leader
(2)Firing upper management
120th North Avenue is getting a low rating of 3.5 out of 5 because they have failed just toss the boss and replace them with much more competent management
by EmJayee November 8, 2018
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Who’s The Boss?

Angela

According to extensive research done by Abed Nadir in the show Community, Angela is the boss.
Who’s The Boss? Angela. Abed drove the professor crazy after proving that Angela was the boss.
by MamaRizRiz42069 February 19, 2021
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40 for the boss

Giving $40 to the owner of a Chinese massage palor
I want boom boom. $100 ? She $140 40 for the boss
by Drew racer September 24, 2022
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You're not the boss of me

I'm not going to listen to you. If they try to make me listen to them I'm going to kill a child. I'm not going to shut up. You are not the boss of ANYBODY. You're not an authority of me. I'm taking the proceed from my intellectual property and I'm retiring. You have no say in the matter.
Hym "You're not the boss of me and I don't have to listen to you. What the fuck is with the freaks and trying to make other men listen to them? I'm not doing it. The women too. Stop trying to make me do this. I'm not letting you control my mind."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2025
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